Wacky Wednesday!

Hiya,  

Well we are at that magical half way point in the work week…Hump day.  Today is beautiful and sunny and now those rat b*stard weather men are forecasting rain for the next few days and then COLD only in the 50’s for the weekend!  Come on it is almost summer, see what Global warming is doing.   I am just  going to post some funny stuff for  everyone I hope it makes your day!  I have pictures on my camera I have to upload to share but that is a weekend project.  Peace my friends!

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the  screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park..
Her head was reeling  and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off  to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite  candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,  what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression sudden ly changed. 'I meant my
dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is  listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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Pictures from www.glasbergen.com: