Have to post something funny or my head may just explode

Hi Everyone,

I know I have not posted for a while, I was so happy today as my Dave was SUPPOSE to be home tomorrow.  But as usual the rotten place he is at are now saying Wednesday.  Today he was scheduled to have the tube taken out of his belly at 11 a.m., he called me at noon as of yet they still not taken him to do it.  He is starving as he could not eat since dinner last night which was crap so all he ate was the soup.  He now missed breakfast, and now lunch and  I do not even know if he will be done with the (minor)  surgery so he can have dinner.  Now the new excuse also is the lady who does the papers so he can go home and set up the visiting nurse is out today so there is no one else to do the paperwork.  This place is such a joke, we know they are doing every thing they can to keep him for the insurance money.  Doing tests on him he does not need, all his tests vitals have been fine for 2 weeks.  The doctor ordered a heart test on him Friday because his heart beat was a little high…and as we knew his results where normal….they already did this when he was in ICU his heart is fine.  I am just blowing off steam as I am majorly pissed, he should of been out of there last Friday.  There will be complaints filed against this joke of a Rehab place (note he did all his own Rehab getting his strength and mobility back, they worked with him 2 days and he has been there 14 days today!)  Alright I am going to calm done and just be thankful he is healed and better and pray for patience for a Wednesday release. 

 

I want to let everyone who has made comments on my blog recently I really appreciate it, I have thanked you all before but I really mean it.  I will hopefully get back to normal soon and catch up on every ones blogs and do my Friday shootouts again.

Here is the funny because Lord knows I need it today and maybe you do to:

An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *
*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*
* Every path has a few puddles.*
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*
* Don 't judge folks by their relatives.*
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*
* Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.*
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*
* Always drink upstream from the herd.*
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..*
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
*Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*
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Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.

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